A Shameless She-Devil

My friends call me shameless. Guys call me a “She-Devil”. I got excited when my friend Zuzu told me about the idea of this website. I decided to give it a try and write a series of short stories about my experiences, skills, good and terrible dates. I don’t have the courage to use my real name. So I will use the nickname men have given me. You are evil! The Devil! So why not? I will embrace it. For the purpose of this blog or whatever you want to call it, I will like to be known as Lucy, Morning Start. The female version of the original name of the Devil (because I also love that show on Netflix) 

Some people may say is not very creative. To which I reply: Fuck you! You don’t have to like my stories. You don’t even have to read them. I do it for myself! And to help other women in the process. Because girls! You know what? The best part of a dating app is not finding the right man is playing with guy's minds! #EvilLaugh 

I know a lot of people are going to criticize this. But for a long, long time men had all the power in relationships. They told us what to wear, what to do, when to do it, how to do it. In some countries, it’s still like that. It’s outrageous. So my stories are in some kinda way power of the pussy! 

But also guys, I think you should read it. Why? You might learn some tips on:

• How to treat a woman! 
• What to do or not on a first date 
• How to get a second date! 
• How to survive a she-devil! 
• How to recognize a woman like me (maybe)

How to recognize a woman that is taking advantage of you! Because it goes both ways. Women can be assholes too! Sorry girls, but I know some of you take advantage of decent men and use them for their money or other things, and after we complain about why there are no good men out there anymore. 

I’m a she-devil. I eat hearts for breakfast (sometimes) but I don’t take advantage of good guys. I eat the heart of assholes who think less of women. They deserve to take a spoon of their own poison! But sweet, nice men you need to leave them alone! If you ain’t interested on treat a good man as he deserves: don’t date him. Because if we hurt them in our journey of self-discovery we will ruin the world and the chances of true love for the next woman who really wants a meaningful relationship and that’s not okay. 

I know at the moment my logic doesn’t sound very logical. But bare with me. It’s my first blog/vlog (no idea which one is which, please could you tell me the difference in the comments) Once I start telling you all my crazy stories, and some of my friend's stories, you will see that things start to make more sense. Maybe you are going to be able to understand why I’m like this. 

At this moment of my life, my hope is that these stories become a cheaper way of therapy and with your help (comments) I can analyze why I’m just unable to trust men or to be satisfied with a vanilla relationship #LOL. Because even though I’m not going to reveal who I’m, I have to confess that I’m 30 years old, and I feel the pressure already of society screaming to my face that I need to get marry and reproduce because I’m less fertile every day that passes! #LOL but the truth is that I honestly #IDon’tGiveAFuck

Maybe like the Devil, I’m doom. Hell might be my destiny for being so slutty. But again being honest most of my experiences I don’t regret it. If I didn’t completely enjoy it, because let’s face it from the start, a lot of men are super selfish and don’t take the time to satisfy a woman in bed before finishing up, I learned something from those selfish bastards. Most of the time. As always there are exceptions to every rule. 

To the men out there if you feel identify with one of my stories, most likely isn’t you. You ain’t that special. Guys behave in a very common way. I wish you were more original #LOL (I can feel the hate already #ILoveIt) But in order to keep my identity secret as I said before I will mix my stories with my friend's stories so you will never be able to actually know which one of us is the one behind the keyboard. Is it a fun game already?  

To continue, 

XOXO

Lucy Morning Star