Breaking the Ice without Sinking like the Titanic!

 

Breaking the Ice without Sinking like the Titanic!

Okay, so in my last story, I taught you how to create a solid profile. On this one, I’m going to teach you how to break the ice! The chats, especially the starts can be so fucking repetitive and boring! Hi, how are you? How was your day? Where do you live? What do you do? #disgusting #sleepy #next

So what can we do to bring some spiciness to the chats without sounding like thirsty whores? Unless that’s what you want, totally valid, but in general not a good strategy. Because even when I’m thirsty I don’t go for the womanizers, you guys disgust me #SorryNotSorry. Those horrible direct lines make sound alarms in my head “STDS, RUN, FAST, UNMATCHED”

We need to be smart boys and girls! Yes, God/evolution, whatever your beliefs are, gave us a brain! Fucking used it! Creativity is the key to a cunning, sexy, entertaining chat. No matter what your end goal is while using the app if it is a serious relationship or just pure sex. If you want someone's attention you need to stand up from the crowd. It’s a meat market babe, and you are not the only chat/match that person has on that phone and if you are run for your life! 

To my last comment, you should only choose to stick with one person after chatting for a while. Keep your options open until you meet in person. One thing is to chat via text and another to have a real-life conversation. Until you check that you have actual chemistry don’t commit. Otherwise, you have to start all this tedious process all over again. 

Okay, one way to start a fun chat is with a random question like: What’s your favorite book and why? If you like reading if that’s something you enjoy and if dating a smart person is important for you. If you care about looks and sports activities ask something related to that topic. 

As a woman, I normally don’t start the conversations. Myself and my friends are old-fashioned, it comes with the Latin culture. We like a man that shows initiative and creativity. It’s fucking hot. I don’t chaise a guy. Man chaise me. But that’s my egocentric/Devil personality. Some guys like being chaise that’s a turn off for me. I guess some women like that I don’t know I hope to see it in the comments. I’m very curious. 

So guys if you are trying to get the attention of a woman like me be fucking creative. After that first comment, I do all the hard work! #LOL. My formula is being myself. The way I talk in person is the way I chat. I make jokes. I flirt a lot. If I like the guy (and sometimes when I’m bored) I make double sense joke or comment to spicy things up. Don’t be afraid of ruin things up! Remember meat market! If a chat doesn’t work move on to the next one! 

Practice makes perfect! This quote couldn’t be more true. Nobody was born a master chatter, not even me! What I tell my girlfriends is that they need to imagine they are talking to me. Forget that you are talking to a stranger that you are trying to seduce. When you try to force something the cliches come out, and the more ridiculous you sound and the more boner killer your chat turns out. 

Low expectations are the most! I know sometimes this is difficult to manage especially when we match someone we think is out of our league. First, take those horrible low self-esteem comment out of your beautiful head. We are all beautiful in our own unique way, and if you don’t like something about yourself, for example, your weight, the most common problem with women work on it girl! Go to the gym! Complaining is not going to take you anywhere in life! You have two options in life or you learn to love yourself exactly the way you are or you work to change the things you see in the mirror but bitching about it is useless and fucking annoying! 

So before you start practicing your chat skills on any dating app, work on your self-love. Practice with your friends. Remember to not take it too seriously. Don’t fall too fast! Take things slowly. Keep your options open until you are sure the chemistry is there. Meet in a public place. Never ever share your personal information, be smart and careful. Joke a little make it fun. Finally to the guys, no girl has fallen for an asshole unless they have serious daddy issues! And to these girls, one final comment babe you are worth the world! Those douchebags don’t deserve you giving them the time of the day! Invest your time in a good therapist instead! Work on yourself! #PowerOfThePussy #SelfLove 

XOXO 

Lucy Morning Star